frostbiome:

Man, you can’t look them in the eye, they feel like you’re challanging them that way. They’re passive otherwise.

The only way you can look at them is wearing a pumpkin on your head. Not sure why, I think they’re scared of pumpkins.

But they’re really rad! They love dirt. And poppies. They’re so cool C, you don’t understand.

you are not persuading me to even begin to like endermen. endermen are not rad. slimes are rad.

i am not going to gut a fucking pumpkin and put that thing on my head. they smell gross in the first place.

ok so i can relate because we both like poppies but no. no no no. 

if i were to become infatuated with ANY mob it would be slimes.

slimes are so cute!!! slimes and magma cubes, but i havent been in the nether in so long

frostbiome:

Thank you, thank you. B)

Fuck off, Enderman are amazing thank you very much.

Man, I don’t know shit about cats, okay. I don’t know whether they give a fuck or not.

NO??? THEY’RE NOT???? endermen are these HUGE FUCKING CREATURES with glowing purple eyes and you can’t even LOOK AT THEM WITHOUT HEARING THIS TERRIBLE SCREECH AND THEN THEIR JAW UNHINGES?? THEY CAN TELEPORT AND KILL YOU IN FIVE SECONDS??? THAT’S SCARY???

frostbiome:

Well, you know.

Ah, Spruce is my wolf, I don’t know how he would be around you ocelots so I’m just going to leave him here.

Still, kind of a harsh name for a cat C, I mean. I know where you’re coming from, my donkey is a rude little shit that likes to bite me and I could have named him something like “Asshat” or “Fucktard”, but no, I just named him KV.

i know you’re a meanie poophead.

oh i thought it was something else, like a pet enderman because you have a boner for those creatures anyway. but yeah, no wolves, wolves = fighting and i already lost a cat today.

cats don’t give a fuck, b, as long as they have a place to sleep and food to eat, they’ll stick with me. fuckface and allium are lucky they were even named because i was going to stick with thing 1 and thing 2.

frostbiome:

Yes, but you denying it and then someone calling you out on it is always entertaining. B)))

Right. I always forget about your ocelots, I’ll have to leave Spruce here then.

Also, fuckface? Really? Rude as fuck C.

i don’t ALWAYS steal so people ALWAYS assuming that i do is mean. and it hurts my feelings. B(

who the hell is spruce? my ocelots aren’t that mean they make friends easily

i was really angry when i named fuckface because he kept clawing at my dirt walls and the dirt would collapse and leave a huge hole in my wall. so the tuxedo cat became fuckface.

you haven’t seen scary until you throw one piece of fish between two feral cats.

frostbiome:

Called it. B)

Heh, alright, alright. I’ll be over at your dirt palace soon. B)

you didn’t call shit anyone who knows about what i’ve been doing for the previous three years can ‘call it’.

damn right it’s a palace. fuckface and allium will be happy to see someone else than me

frostbiome:

Yes, I know how much you like music C.

Mhm, suuuuuuure. I TOTALLY believe you.

don’t use more letters than needed b

FINE I STOLE THE JUKEBOX AND THE MUSIC DISCS JUST COME OVER GOD.

themaddestking:

My apologies for my name being inconvenient? The only people I know to use single letter names are two of my knights, but it’s not common.

Hello C. How are you today?

i’ll probably forget but i’ll call you r. i don’t know a r yet but hey you’ve taken that place. cue the clapping and the one guy in the crowd that hollers and makes things awkward

it’s been rough today, r, one of my ocelots died and that was really sad. but i got a buttload of things for my house so i’m doing alright at the moment. how are you doing?

frostbiome:

fuck that, i found music discs and a jukebox come listen to them with me

Tell me C, did you find that jukebox, or did you steal it.

come ON, b, you know how much i like music

i want to spread it with the world so i wouldn’t steal somebody’s jukebox, that’s rude! i obviously found it.